[Grumpasaurus.com] Because I hate you, that's why

'Because I hate you, that's why'

The worst thing since Pammy’s Dontcha Wish vlog

Here’s Pantless Jugs, for reference:

See also:
Bush Was Right

(p.s. Billy Joel’s lawyers wants a word with you, boys)

and, of course, Mann Maltmouse drunk vlogging

OK, Annie wins in a runaway due to the overwhelming accrual of pathetic narcissism points.

Sorry, I’ve done so much good this year, I needed to balance that out lest I find a solid platinum Bentley under my tree this year.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/18/because-i-hate-you-thats-why/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Dodd wins! Dodd wins! Dodd wins!

'Dodd wins! Dodd wins! Dodd wins!'

along with the Bill of Rights

Harry Reid just pulled the telecom bill

This is like the 1980 winter Olympics all over again.

Side note: the bill will back in 2008. Stay sharp, people.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/17/dodd-wins-dodd-wins-dodd-wins/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Feel the Doddmania

'Feel the Doddmania'

Chris Dodd is going to filibuster the pro-authoritarian “fixed” FISA bill tomorrow. The site has links to how you can offer your support (things he can read, how to contact your congresscritters). AFAIK only Kennedy and Feingold have his back so far. Encourage your senator to help out.

Thank you for standing up for the Bill of Rights, Chris.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/16/feel-the-doddmania/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Like chocolate and peanut butter

'Like chocolate and peanut butter'

only where the chocolate and peanut butter are both made from different consistencies of offal… Lieberman (Asshatovillistan-CT) steps to the plate to once again show his deaf, dumb, and blind political instincts and serial tendency to support bad ideas and lost causes … (drumroll) … endorses McCain for preznit

This event should come as no surprise to anyone except for Harry Reid. Brace yourselves for 2 weeks of Dean Broder and the other Unity 2008 fetishists to be swooning in their eggnog. I think I heard Sam Waterston’s fly unzipping when the news came out.

Now you’ve got the megalomaniacal DINO-Republican whose former party loathes him “making a splash” for the “maverick” christianist megalomaniacal Republican whose current party doesn’t trust him or his fealty to the party line.

Sounds like win-win to me.
+ =

… alternate math: .

(I couldn’t decide. So sue me. You’re just lucky I couldn’t think of a decent image for “crap sandwich.”)

http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/16/like-chocolate-and-peanut-butter/

So you trust wikipedia, eh?

Grumpasaurus.com has posted a new item, 'So you trust wikipedia, eh?'

You might want to check who is writing the entries

The gospel of truth according to fake penis experts and nerds with chips on their shoulders, Wikipedia, has been edited by a Bush friendly member of the US House of Representatives.

Apparently the person was so concerned that people no longer bought the story about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq that he or she took to tampering with the Whackypedia entry.

The entry was edited by someone with a House of Representatives IP address to make the bizarre claim that there was a link between the terrorist organisation al Qaeda and the Iraq government.

Orwell wept. See also, the CIA and Vatican.

A US hacker’s homemade program to pinpoint origins of Wikipedia edits indicates that alterations to the popular online encyclopedia have come from the CIA and the Vatican.

Virgil Griffith’s “Wikiscanner” points to Central Intelligence Agency computers as the sources of nearly 300 edits to subjects including Iran’s president, the Argentine navy, and China’s nuclear arsenal.

You may view the latest post at
http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/13/so-you-trust-wikipedia-eh/

Impeach them all

Grumpasaurus.com has posted a new item, 'Impeach them all'

It’s the only solution.

In September 2002, four members of Congress met in secret for a first look at a unique CIA program designed to wring vital information from reticent terrorism suspects in U.S. custody. For more than an hour, the bipartisan group, which included current House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), was given a virtual tour of the CIA’s overseas detention sites and the harsh techniques interrogators had devised to try to make their prisoners talk.

Among the techniques described, said two officials present, was waterboarding, a practice that years later would be condemned as torture by Democrats and some Republicans on Capitol Hill. But on that day, no objections were raised. Instead, at least two lawmakers in the room asked the CIA to push harder, two U.S. officials said.

…

With one known exception, no formal objections were raised by the lawmakers briefed about the harsh methods during the two years in which waterboarding was employed, from 2002 to 2003, said Democrats and Republicans with direct knowledge of the matter. The lawmakers who held oversight roles during the period included Pelosi and Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.) and Sens. Bob Graham (D-Fla.) and John D. Rockefeller IV (D-W.Va.), as well as Rep. Porter J. Goss (R-Fla.) and Sen. Pat Roberts (R-Kan).

Now you know why impeachment is off the table. All their hands are dirty.

Solution: impeach them all.

You may view the latest post at
http://grumpasaurus.com/2007/12/09/impeach-them-all/