[Grumpasaurus.com] Most Awesome Election Ever pt 2

'Most Awesome Election Ever pt 2'

Inspired by Pat Buchanan calling Obama “exotic,” I’ve decided to come up with Obama’s campaign slogan for him. Right now, I’m debating between:

I’m gonna get you suckas!

When I see a ghost, I cut the mothafucka

Eat it, whitey!

See you around, Super Honkie!

Obama 2008… can you dig it?

Who’s the black private dick / That’s a sex machine to all the chicks? / OBAMA! / Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck / For his brother man? / OBAMA! / Can you dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out / When there’s danger all about? / OBAMA! / Right On!
They say this cat Obama is a bad mother… / SHUT YOUR MOUTH! / I’m talkin’ ’bout Obama. / THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Best. Election. Ever.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/19/most-awesome-election-ever-pt-2/