I thought I was done with one post, but nooooooo, KFed has to go and pull this awesomeness out.
Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.
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They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.
Yes, that certainly would be an odd game of chess, what with BritBrit trying to eat the pawns and KFed wondering where the filter wire goes on the queen and all. Apparently BritBrit is worried that it will destroy her comeback or something and thinks she’s still a Disney product. Honey, there is no comeback for you outside of this tape. So you had sex with your husband? Big deal. Look how far Paris has milked one boring narcissistic tape. You Your handler’s can totally manage that.
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