Wingnuttia predictotron

Nostradamus has nothing on Dean Barnett

Lest you think I'm whistling Dixie, we're already seeing the results of the Republican efforts. Yesterday the Wall Street Journal reported that early voting and absentee ballot results suggest Republicans are indeed voting in greater numbers than in 2004. (Sorry, no link, but you can trust me, right?)

None of the foregoing means the polls are worthless. It just means that to get an accurate gauge on things, you have to add a significant layer of Republican support to the reported numbers.

So what's it all mean? In the tied races, the Republican will win. In the close races, the Republican will win. It adds up to Republicans running the table in the Senate. That's right – running the table. Montana, Virginia, Missouri, Tennessee, New Jersey, Rhode Island (whoopee), and Maryland will all send or re-send Republicans to the Senate. But wait, there's more! Michigan will send Sheriff Michael Bouchard to the Senate. And in Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum is in striking distance.

In the House, the same holds true. Republican Joe Negron will take Foley's seat. New Mexico's Heather Wilson will return to Congress. So, too, will Connecticut's Chris Shays. We'll lose a handful of seats for the individual failures of certain Congressmen (hello, Curt Weldon), but we will retain control of the House.

Oh, I’m just getting started in the kitchen today. On today’s menu: crow for Republicans, bluebirds of happiness for the Dems.

Originally posted at: http://grumpasaurus.com/2006/11/08/wingnuttia-predictotron/