Sunday, March 30, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Faith in Humanity, somewhat restored

'Faith in Humanity, somewhat restored'

Opening day of baseball, Duhbya throws out the first pitch in new Nationals stadium … and he is roundly booed.

Good job, attendees. Good job.

If it pops up on YouTube, I’ll post it.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/03/30/faith-in-humanity-somewhat-restored/

Friday, March 28, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] If You Didn't Hate Wal-Mart Before

'If You Didn't Hate Wal-Mart Before'

You sure should now

A collision with a semi-trailer truck seven years ago left 52-year-old Deborah Shank permanently brain-damaged and in a wheelchair. Her husband, Jim, and three sons found a small source of solace: a $700,000 accident settlement from the trucking company involved. After legal fees and other expenses, the remaining $417,000 was put in a special trust. It was to be used for Mrs. Shanks care.

Instead, all of it is now slated to go to Mrs. Shanks former employer, Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

Two years ago, the retail giants health plan sued the Shanks for the $470,000 it had spent on her medical care. A federal judge ruled last year in Wal-Marts favor, backed by an appeals-court decision in August. Now, her family has to rely on Medicaid and Mrs. Shanks social-security payments to keep up her round-the-clock care.

Oh wait, it gets better

In August last year, U.S. district judge Lewis Blanton sided with Wal-Mart, ruling that when Mrs. Shank signed on to Wal-Mart’s health plan she was obligated to abide by its terms.

The ruling came six days before the Shanks’ 18-year-old son, Jeremy, was killed in September last year in Iraq shortly after he arrived in the U.S. Army’s 25th Infantry Division.

If ever there was an entity that deserved strychnine in its reservoir, Wal-Mart would be the one.

Now implement some goddamn national health insurance for fuck’s sake.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/03/28/if-you-didnt-hate-wal-mart-before/

Saturday, March 22, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] The Worst Thing You're Going to See or Hear All Week

'The Worst Thing You're Going to See or Hear All Week'

I’m scarred for life. Ergo, I must share it with you so we can live our scarred codependent lives together properly.

I don’t know who created this, but my money’s on Al Qaeda.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/03/22/the-worst-thing-youre-going-to-see-or-hear-all-week/

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Iraq, 5 years on

'Iraq, 5 years on'

5 years ago today, the Bush administration began the single largest foreign policy disaster - and probably largest single blunder - in American history. They lied to the people, the world, and the media. They broke laws, destroyed our image and worldwide power, and bankrupted our economy and military for generations to come. Oh, and they also directly killed more than 4,000 American troops and tens of thousands of Iraqis.

Though it has largely disappeared from the collective kewl kid narrative, many people looking at the situation rationally at the time were not only right about the administration’s lies and the ill-advised nature of the war, but they were also right about the effects. Much of the media and the enablers of this imperialist adventure would like to forget their role in making this happen and marginalizing those of us who were correct from the start. It is important to not let the narrative become one of “everyone believed Saddam had to go” or “it’s not important how we got there,” because neither statement is true.

Honor our servicepersons’ sacrifice and our country by remembering the past honestly. It’s the least we can do.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/03/19/iraq-5-years-on/

[Grumpasaurus.com] You have got to be shitting me

'You have got to be shitting me'

ABC News: Hillary Was in White House on ‘Stained Blue Dress’ Day

Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been in the White House when it happened, according to records of her schedule released today by the National Archives.

Excuse me? Relevance? Is there a single iota of meaning or worth behind this story? Does it serve any purpose at all? This is taking the recent attack-on-the-Democratic-(but not St. Johnny McCain’s!!!)-surrogates ridiculousness to a whole new level. Apparently, you don’t even need to be a sentient being any longer in order for the corporate media to whip your existence into something for which one of the Dem candidates must “repudiate” or “reject.”

Ladies and gents, your “liberal” media at work.

Have you no sense of decency ABC? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/03/19/you-have-got-to-be-shitting-me/