[Grumpasaurus.com] McCain, 2006

'McCain, 2006'

Standing in front of the class gave a speech:

Madam President, there is an old line about those of us who ignored the mistakes of history are doomed to repeat them. Afghanistan is the classic example of what could happen in Iraq. After years and years of incredible assistance to those who were seeking freedom from the then-Soviet Union occupation of Afghanistan, the Russians were driven out. Then, incredibly, the United States of America totally disengaged from Iraq. I recommend to my colleagues the reading of a book called "Ghost Wars" by Steven Cole, which won a Pulitzer Prize. Of course, came the Taliban. The Taliban then obviously was not only a terribly oppressive, brutal, cruel regime, but it also became a hotbed of training for terror today. A failed state in Iraq would pose a clear, present, and enduring danger to the security of our country.

Furthermore, Hitler, bananas, and a three-legged pony. … San Dimas High School Football Rules!

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/26/mccain-2006/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Well that explains the FISA vote

'Well that explains the FISA vote'

Also: fuck you, Democrats. I want my Constitution back!

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/25/well-that-explains-the-fisa-vote/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Tell me again

'Tell me again'

why Wesley Clark isn’t the already-named veep (or candidate for that matter).

Screw those professional concern trolls and hanky-waving media McSame enablers, Clark needs to be out there.

Side note: I can’t believe this passes for “confusing” to the media or what we consider “high level discourse” today. JFC, how is it not patently obvious that each person argues for the “best solution” relative to their position X, and when someone says I understand, but my concerns are Y (some superset of X) that they are acknowledging this? Let me rephrase to the msnbc host: if you don’t understand that executives need to make decisions while balancing competing interests, you need to be paid less until you do understand.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/25/tell-me-again/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Different Times

'Different Times'

Well drawn sir, well drawn.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/16/different-times/

[Grumpasaurus.com] TAEE pt 4

'TAEE pt 4'

Did I mention this is going to be the awesomest election ever? Because it is. Behold!

This will actually be on the newstands this week. I won’t be holding my breath for the McCain edition.

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/13/taee-pt-4/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Anyone still think we live in a democracy?

'Anyone still think we live in a democracy?'

Anyone? … *crickets*

http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/08/anyone-still-think-we-live-in-a-democracy/