Saturday, September 27, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] The Truth About Sarah Palin

'The Truth About Sarah Palin'

Rolling Stone has a nice, easy to read collection of fact checks regarding her campaign posturing

THE MYTH: “She took the luxury jet that was acquired by her predecessor and sold it on eBay. And made a profit!” — John McCain, at a campaign stop in Wisconsin

THE FACTS: No one bought the jet online. It was eventually sold through an aircraft broker — at a loss to taxpayers of nearly $600,000.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/27/the-truth-about-sarah-palin/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Hey, Remember When Republicans Cared About Extramarital Sex?

'Hey, Remember When Republicans Cared About Extramarital Sex?'

Me neither

No less than three members of the man's family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus­band Todd's former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin's secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/27/hey-remember-when-republicans-cared-about-extramarital-sex/

Friday, September 26, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] A Keating 5 Primer

'A Keating 5 Primer'

For those that didn’t know about how dirty St. McCain was before he got the “St.” bit attached to his maverickynessitude.

it’s worth all 1:43 of your time. Told ya he’s dirty. Always has been.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/26/a-keating-5-primer/

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] If there is a god

'If there is a god'

Please let it keep the ignorant theocrat nutjob Palin out of the White House

On September 20 and 21, I attended services at the church Sarah Palin belonged to since she was an adolescent, the Wasilla Assembly of God. Though Palin officially left the church in 2002, she is listed on its website as "a friend," and spoke there as recently as June 8 of this year.

I went specifically to see a pastor visiting from Kiambu, Kenya named Thomas Muthee. Muthee gained fame within Pentecostal circles by claiming that he defeated a local witch, Mama Jane, in a great spiritual battle, thus liberating his town from sin and opening its people to the spirit of Jesus.

Muthee's mounting stardom took him to Wasilla Assembly of God in May, 2005, where he prayed over Palin and called upon Jesus to propel her into the governor's mansion — and beyond. Muthee also implored Jesus to protect Palin from "the spirit of witchcraft." The video archive of that startling sermon was scrubbed from Wasilla Assembly of God's website, but now it has reappeared.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/24/if-there-is-a-god/

Saturday, September 20, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Here's one question I have

'Here's one question I have'

If we are going to be a bana republic socialist controlled market state, why don’t we take the $1 trillion we are going to spend on nationalizing individual companies… and instead give it to the people who are in homes they can’t afford.

And by “give” I mean have the government pay for the restructured financing. This will then stop the housing meltdown and restart our stalled economy.

Of course, this assumes that the bailout is a foregone conclusion - which it is, but I would not like to give up so easily. Can someone explain to me again why a) we, the people, are saving ultrarich bankers who made bad bets, and b) covering for thousands of people who knowingly entered into contracts they couldn’t afford. Goddamnit, I’ve held up my end of the bargain and upheld all my contracts… grr.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/20/heres-one-question-i-have/

Saturday, September 13, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] There goes Sarah Mac's vote

'There goes Sarah Mac's vote'

Oh yeah, she’s Canadian. Well, if mom’s entire office wasn’t already anti-McTheuselah and McPalin, they will be now.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/13/there-goes-sarah-macs-vote/

Thursday, September 11, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Life under Palin: charge sexual assault victims for their exams

'Life under Palin: charge sexual assault victims for their exams'

Palin’s so awesome. If by awesome you mean troglodyte sociopath, that is.

Eight years ago, complaints about charging rape victims for medical exams in Wasilla prompted the Alaska Legislature to pass a bill — signed into law by Knowles — that banned the practice statewide.

“There was one town in Alaska that was charging victims for this, and that was Wasilla,” Knowles said

A May 23, 2000, article in Wasilla’s newspaper, The Frontiersman, noted that Alaska State Troopers and most municipal police agencies regularly pay for such exams, which cost between $300 and $1,200 apiece.

“(But) the Wasilla police department does charge the victims of sexual assault for the tests,” the newspaper reported.

It also quoted Wasilla Police Chief Charlie Fannon objecting to the law. Fannon was appointed to his position by Palin after her dismissal of the previous police chief. He said it would cost Wasilla $5,000 to $14,000 a year if the city had to foot the bill for rape exams.

“In the past we’ve charged the cost of exams to the victims’ insurance company when possible,” Fannon told the newspaper. “I just don’t want to see any more burden put on the taxpayer.”


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/11/life-under-palin-charge-sexual-assault-victims-for-their-exams/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Matt Damon for President

'Matt Damon for President'


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/11/matt-damon-for-president/

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] The decline of the American Empire

'The decline of the American Empire'

Of course I’ve been remarking on our country’s current resemblance to the final Roman era, but, well, now it’s officially recognized by the government. Hmm. Go figure.

An intelligence forecast being prepared for the next president on future global risks envisions a steady decline in U.S. dominance in the coming decades, as the world is reshaped by globalization, battered by climate change, and destabilized by regional upheavals over shortages of food, water and energy.

“The U.S. will remain the preeminent power, but that American dominance will be much diminished,” Fingar said, according to a transcript of the Thursday speech. He saw U.S. leadership eroding “at an accelerating pace” in “political, economic and arguably, cultural arenas.”

Now, that’s gilding the lilly more than a little. I’m sure Fingar has his political priorities straight and couldn’t say anything else, but if we’re anything more than slightly above parity in 2025, I’ll be shocked. The last 8 years of bushevik rule have done nearly incalculable harm to our countries in ways that won’t be felt for years. The lack of funding for and emphasis on scientific research and experimentation, for example, will show after significant lag time. Say 10-15 years. And the Palin nomination might as well be a flashing neon sign saying “culturally bankrupt, corrupt autocracy” to anyone paying attention.

We may still be the tallest midget in 2025, but it will be by millimeters at best.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/10/the-decline-of-the-american-empire/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Drill early, drill often

'Drill early, drill often'

Your typical GOP governance

Government officials handling billions of dollars in oil royalties improperly engaged in sex with employees of energy companies they were dealing with and received numerous gifts from them, federal investigators said Wednesday.

The alleged transgressions involve 13 former and current Interior Department employees in Denver and Washington. Their alleged improprieties include rigging contracts, working part-time as private oil consultants, and having sexual relationships with _ and accepting golf and ski trips and dinners from _ oil company employees, according to three reports released Wednesday by the Interior Department’s inspector general.

The investigations reveal a “culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” by a small group of individuals “wholly lacking in acceptance of or adherence to government ethical standards,” wrote Inspector General Earl E. Devaney. Devaney’s office spent more than two years and $5.3 million on the investigations.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/10/drill-early-drill-often/

[Grumpasaurus.com] Palin Authoritarian Censorship Past

'Palin Authoritarian Censorship Past'

Look! Actual investigation!

To recap:
1. Palin, a hard core theocratic extremist and member of hard-right church with no qualms about dictating societal norms, is elected mayor of Wasilla, AK (pop. 9,000).
2. Palin shortly thereafter “inquires” of the town librarian how she would react “if” Palin asked her to remove some books from the library (alternatively, Palin inquires about the “procedure” for book removal. No threat there!)
3. Librarian says that the books were acquired properly and she will not remove any of them.
4. Librarian is fired.
(postscript: community is outraged, Librarian is reinstated shortly thereafter)

Nope, definitely no authoritarian Queen of Hearts correlation there.

Elections have consequences, and if these dipshits somehow convince enough people to vote against their own interests to be elected then get ready for a whole lot of Säuberung. Oh frabjous day!


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/10/palin-authoritarian-censorship-past/

Monday, September 08, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Not ready for prime time

'Not ready for prime time'

She’s a fucking mouthbreathing ignorant idiot.

Speaking before voters in Colorado Springs, the Republican vice presidential nominee claimed that lending giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac had “gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers.” The companies, as McClatchy reported, “aren’t taxpayer funded but operate as private companies. The takeover may result in a taxpayer bailout during reorganization.”

Not sure how we’ll tell the difference between her and dub, but she’s not qualified to be a gym teacher let alone VP.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/08/not-ready-for-prime-time/

Thursday, September 04, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Just so you know

'Just so you know'

on the Quaylerrific token, corrupt, unready, and ill-suited babe Palin:

Given Sarah Palin’s rather doctrinaire approach to conservative libertarian Christian evangelicalism, her political flirtation with the secessionist Alaska Independence Party (AIP) is hardly surprising, but the AIP’s ties to the U.S. Constitution Party raise some creepy issues. It is not fair to suggest that Palin agrees with all of the political positions of the AIP or Constitution Party. It is fair to ask with what policies she does or does not agree. It is already clear that on the issue of the “Sanctity of Life,” Palin and the theocratic Consititution Party are on the same Dominionist page.

The AIP has placed the candidate of the U.S. Constitution Party on the Presidential ballot in Alaska in the 2008 race. Let’s be clear, the U.S. Constitution Party would impose a form of theocratic neofascism in the United States. And I am not a person who tosses the term fascism around lightly.

She’s a nothing and a loser for the GOP and McCain, but while she’s hot (as an issue, not talking about looks here), it’s worth pointing out who could be a heartbeat away from sitting in the oval office.

She’s the American Idol candidate and as such well reflective of our diminished society - no skill necessary, no work or planning, just get picked as winner! It’s like the lottery where the presidency is the prize.

/me shakes head.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/04/just-so-you-know/

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

[Grumpasaurus.com] Cointelpro never went away

'Cointelpro never went away'

It just ducked its head for a while

So here we have a massive assault led by Federal Government law enforcement agencies on left-wing dissidents and protesters who have committed no acts of violence or illegality whatsoever, preceded by months-long espionage efforts to track what they do. And as extraordinary as that conduct is, more extraordinary is the fact that they have received virtually no attention from the national media and little outcry from anyone. And it’s not difficult to see why. As the recent “overhaul” of the 30-year-old FISA law illustrated — preceded by the endless expansion of surveillance state powers, justified first by the War on Drugs and then the War on Terror — we’ve essentially decided that we want our Government to spy on us without limits. There is literally no police power that the state can exercise that will cause much protest from the political and media class and, therefore, from the citizenry.


http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/09/03/cointelpro-never-went-away/